Inanimate Wombat/Toaster Santa: Ambivalent Motives

Is it good? Is it bad? Is it good AND bad? Maybe it is TRULY ambivalent. Is is a wombat or toaster? Perhaps a pygmy marmoset or old goat, maybe Krampus? Maybe a lute, a musical comedy duo, or disembodied head. Possibly, it is all of the above. Maybe, it is Mrs. Park, who I think fits in all these categories at some point in her career.

Create one animate or inanimate object to celebrate the Holiday Season (your choice of holiday) inspired by the drivel on the forums of GASP. The object can be a letter, an envelope full of RPS that correlates in some way with the theme of the swap, a holiday newsletter from Mrs. Park or the Parrots of San Francisco, a recipe for vegan wombat jellyrolls, a toilet postcard from Sheboygan with a Santa Hat on it, or something absolutely wonderful. You decide whether it is naughty or nice.

One thing in the shape of whatever to one partner, that relates to the Ambivalently Good or Evil Inanimate Wombat/ Toaster/ Santa/ GASP forum object of discussion theme.

A Hearty WhateverHolidayComesToMind To You!

And I will Santa any missed swaps, but please be nice about sending yours out, ok?