If you are easily offended please run from this place before your eyes melt from your skull.
Uuuaaagghhh it's been too long since the last swap! Welcome back lewdies.

ATC's through the alphabet- The swearwords edition!
This week brought to you by the letters F and U

Here is a helpful tool for finding swear words If you use a really obscure one, put a definition on the back.

As we get to some more difficult swear letters, please remember urban dictionary exists. Also short offensive phrases beginning with the letter, foreign swears and generally offensive things will be allowed in a pinch. Just don't make shit up and call it a swear, it needs to exist somewhere.

In this series we will be going through the alphabet and making an ATC of a swear word for each letter. To save a little time, we will be doing 2 letters per swap. [Previously in this series we have covered the letters a, b,c, j, t,q]

This means- you will be making 2 ATC's this time. ONE for the letter F and ONE for the letter U

Your ATC can be done in any medium you want. You cannot sticker slap, or cut and paste 1 image and call it good.

Your ATC must contain the word it portrays on the FRONT. The first letter of the word should be slightly embiggened, or otherwise draw attention to itself. How you choose to portray your word is otherwise up to you.

Aim for R not NC-17 (i.e. nothing straight up pornography, drawings of genitalia are a-ok, photographs of it are not.)

3.5x 2.5 inches. Index card thickness or thicker. Swap name, user name both on the back.

You might receive a really horribly offensive card. That's ok. I plan to intersperse make up swaps throughout. Due to the appalling turnout to the last make up/ bonus round, future bonus rounds will be done upon request.

House Keeping, Please Skim

Over 4.96
At least 10 completed and rated type 2 or type 3 swaps.
No 1's or 3's in the last 6 months or that could be made up.
IF you have an extraordinary circumstance (unfair rating, good excuse) PM me as soon as you sign up and we'll talk about it. No explanation and I drop you.
If you get flaked on, I will angel as long as you rate your partner a 1. Please communicate with them first.
Do not be a butt. Do not be a picky butt. Do not be a cranky butt.

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