Kids these days...Newbie friendly swap!

Pretend you are in your 70's or 80's (and if you already are...); complain about kids these days.

For this swap, you will comment below with a one-liner complaining about kids these days. Once your partners are assigned, find their comment and read it. If they wrote a comment, they get a 5. If they did not, then they get a 1.

Hearts are up to the rater's discretion. Please keep this PG-13

This is my first swap I'm hosting and it is open to all (I will ban if warranted). I'm still a newbie here and I hope this helps bring up ratings for newbies. Please rate promptly!

Any questions, please swap-bot message me.