PC - Song Not About Me

As I was driving home last night, a song came on the radio, and I thought to myself this song could never be about me and thus, a new swap idea was born.

For this swap, send your one partner a postcard (sender's choice) with a song that could never apply to you. Be sure to explain why this song will never be associated with you: include the title and artist, and if you have room, share a lyric that really hits your point home.

PCs are to be store bought and in good condition - send what you'd like to receive.

Requirements
-Must have a rating no lower than a 4.98
-No recent 3s (received within the past 6 months). 3s older than 6 months will be looked at and evaluated.
-No 1s within the last 12 months. 1s older than 1 year will be looked at and evaluated.
-No late swaps on dashboard.
-If you are a known problem swapper, double profiler, heart beggar, drama llama, non-rater, or non-communicative, you may also be banned.
-Appropriate rating practices are expected.
-Newbies are welcome as long as you have a well constructed / detailed profile (I DO check).
-Have at least 10 Type 2 swaps under your belt.
-Recent LLO
-Complete (and real) names and addresses expected in your mailing info.
-And YES, mailing on time is also a requirement.

If you've been banned from one of my swaps, you didn't meet one or more of these requirements. If you think your ban was in error, please feel free to (politely) message me. I'm usually happy to do my swaps privately :)

Happy swapping!

Questions can be PMd or asked below; I check my swaps for comments :)