Little kid stories

Ever hear a little kid tell a story that's completely stream of conscious, exaggerated beyond belief, disjointed, doesn't really make sense and totally took place only in their imagination--the kind of story that if an adult told it to someone else people might tend to avoid that person? Those are fun, aren't they? Well, us grown folk are going to tell some of those kinds of stories.

Write 1 story, told from the perspective of a little kid. Any length. Any subject. Your partners will be all members of the swap so we can all get to hear each others' stories.

Have fun and release your inner child!