Karalalala

YO! I'm an art school drop out turned full time pastry peddler. I work at a hotel here in Toronto churning out buttery goodnesses to the masses. I live downtown in an apartment with my adoring male counterpart, a one eyed kitten, a giant red lamp from Brazil and at one point, a pigeon.

Uhhh I like the colour green and the taste of cheese. I dont like green cheese. Flowers are pretty, etc.. I love painting more than anything else. I use mostly oils and 'experimental' wax concoctions to paint pictures of creatures, ketchup bottles, robots, kittens and voluptuous ladies, crap like that and so on.

And Im really bad at filling out profile mammerjammers.

I'll think of something interesting to replace all this with later. Now Im going to sleep!

** Update: I'm eating some candy.

*** Further Update: Ive eaten too much candy.

These are a few of my favourite things!

• Dog bites
• Bee stings
• I love new music. Listening to music that someone else really digs and that is completely new to me is one of the best ways I can think to spend my time on earth
• I am chemically, emotionally and psychologically dependent on tea. I love all sorts and I collect them in a wicker picnic basket
• CAKES

Other Stuff that May Be Relevant

• Im an alcoholic for chocolate
• I have a fetish for office supplies
• The shape of leaves
• The smell of orange peel
• Coloured glass, especially red
• The colours of the 70's
• The music of the 80's
• Small, chubby children and animals are my kryptonite.... maybe I should keep that a secret...
• I dont like new things. It's a bold statement but I stand by it. I like old things.
• Hats.
• Beer
• Beer hats...? Woah..
• A nice warm bowl of soup
• Things of a Horror and Sci-Fi nature
• Sparkly things, though I dont often wear jewellery
• Pin up girls
• Ugly Kitsch Garbage, but its such a fine line
• Sweet Potatoes
• Clean, dark, black soil
• Owls and Octopi
• Not wearing socks
• Peacock feathers
• Paintings
• Popsicles
• Weeds
• Bees and their honey
• Farting is hilarious
• Xena: Warrior Princess
• Other peoples doodles and illustrations
• Old photographs
• Boots
• A clean house
• Rain, it makes everything so quiet
• Things from other countries
• Canadian Rye
• Turnips
• Rude things in the clouds
• Accents
• Thai Red Curry
• Christian Bale
• Blondie

annnnnnnnnnnnnd ice cream.

That just about covers it!

I only like the song "Mr. Bojangles", thats the only song I like.

Off the top of my head, the bowels of my heart and in no particular order:

• American Psycho
• Drop Dead Fred
• Any movie by Hayao Miyazaki, anything with puppets, Christian Bale, David Bowie Cameos, Odd Characters with Unconvincing accents and Robots Kicking Ass
• I've always really liked Indiana Jones #3....
• Sundry pornographies
• That one with that guyyyyyy whats his face, he's married to the redhead with buggy eyes, and its really sad or something.. it has a crow in it?
• I'll have to ask my boyfriend what I like to finish this list cause I cant even remember what my own tastes are. I hope he's been paying attention because this could turn out to be a very important test.............. I'll let you know how it goes.

Reruns of Family Guy, Futurama, Firefly and Good Eats.